Flat Tires

Dear Bill O'Reilly,

Although I don't frequent your website, your show, or FOX in general, I was struck by something that I just couldn't pass up to click on. Here is the link:

Study: O'Reilly One Of Most Trusted People In News

Now, there are several reasons why this just seemed too good to be true.

1) That it's on your website, the "no spin zone", so you know it's gotta be good.
2) I don't remember you reporting news, so how can that be accurate?
3) If you are on that list, who else is?

So, I clicked on the link and was quickly taken to another website found here:

http://news.prnewswire.com/DisplayReleaseContent.aspx?ACCT=104&STORY=%2Fwww%2Fstory%2F09-23-2009%2F0005099743&EDATE=

I read through the study, and found some interesting things.

1) You are definitley on the "most trusted people" list. So, I can't say you lied there. However, in this "no spin zone", I think I smell the faint odor of bullsh#t. Why? Because you are number 4, with 9.3%...I wouldn't really call that news-worthy, or any kind of achievement.
2) FOX news also made some kind of list. They made the "most trusted news source" list as number one.
3) Reading a little further, I found that the above list wasn't the only one FOX news was on. Yes, my friends, they are also number one on the "least trusted news source". (I have to admit, that conflicting information almost made my brain explode, but then I realized that this link was associated with Bill O'Reilly, and therefore had the desired effect)

So, to conclude, Bill...you receive a flat tire for the best What Were You Thinking? moment of the week. Why on earth would you put a link up to a study that claims your network is the least trusted? Oh wait. I think I figured it out. The people reading this sh#t don't do 'research' unless it involves Obama being from Kenya, sodomites raping children to recruit them, or illegal immigrants takin' our jobs. That's where the real story is.

And, Bill? If you've made it this far into this letter, give my regards to Satan.

Peace out!