On Top Of Things

I'm trying to stay on top of things for everybody out there. Here is what I have:

1) Rights to THE HOST have been purchased by some producers, and the director is slated to be the guy who did GATTACA, exciting? I think so!

2) "One Tree Hill" has been picked up for its 900th season. ::collective sigh:: Also? "Gossip Girl" ratings have dropped. I blame the idiots at the CW...for pairing it with the stupid of "One Tree Hill". Fail? I think so!

3) News Flash! There are real life 'mean girls' in a rich community in New Jersey! They did an entire scary piece on it this morning on The Today Show. Seriously? How can this be news or interesting? Oh yeah, it's not!

4) "Vampire Diaries" has been picked up for a full season. This is good news because that means I get to watch pretty before the super pretty of "Supernatural". Absolutely fantastic? I think so!

5) The final book in the 12 book series I have been reading for the past six months finally arrived yesterday, and it's HUGE. How big you ask? HUUUUGGEE. Don't ever let someone tell you that size doesn't matter, because it totally does.

6) Someone is eating lunch in the office and I can smell it. It smells amazing. I'm hungry. Not fair.

7) The first day of Fall was this week. Boooo. As long as those pesty little lady bug invaders don't make an appearance, I will let it be Autumn. If, however, they show their little ugly, smelly, faces to the light of day... I will be armed with hair spray to do every-last-one-of-them in, PERMANENTLY!

8) Khloe Kardashian is apparently getting married to that guy from the Lakers she has been dating for all of five minutes. I'm not sure why I care, but I find myself hoping there is some epicness behind it. Not just that she is preggers or that they are actually in love...something better than that. I want this thing to go so deep that its roots are found tangled in the Russian Mafia AND aliens. I could use a story like that, it would brighten my day.

9) You know that movie "9" ? Anybody? Yeah, it looked creepy and weird. Just thought I'd throw that out there, since this was the corresponding number and all.

10) The love of my life, Harrison Ford, was on Good Morning America the other day. He was jabbering on about saving the planet or something. I'm glad he is doing press and everything, but seriously, if you aren't going to throw us a bone about upcoming films or at least do something entertaining, you might as well go home and continue to rescue people with your helicopter. Let's face it, you're almost old enough to be my grandpa, we can't keep seeing eachother. I will always love your movies, and I will never forget a single line of "The Last Crusade", but I'm moving on. No, really, it's not you...it's me!

Sh#t. I already miss him. You guys think he'll take me back?

And that's the news!!

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