Fashion Notes For Future Award Shows To Self:

The below people in the categories are in no specific order, there was no ranking system involved.

We Could Rock This Sh*t, AKA Best Dressed



Sandra Bullock - She wore the hell out of the purple dress, plus her hair was perfect, and did we mention the color! mmmm.















Toni Collette - Not usually a big fan of hers, but her dress was just too sparkly and pretty to pass up on the list. Also, if you're gonna do gold, please do it like this!













Lea Michele - Who said black was boring?! LOOK at that dress! If you want to look classy but still up on the style, go with the poof, but tone it down with the black color. Fantastic.
















Kate Hudson - The structure of this dress is very cool, and it looks great on her. If people are going to say that you look like a wedding cake at the end of the night, at least look like the delicious kind, she totally pulled it off.

























Penelope Cruz - She looked so sexy and sultry in this dress, its absolutely fantastic, another black dress makes the list!







Jennifer Garner - This dress was perfect for her, it fit her like a glove, the lines and shape of it were fantastic, plus, did we mention sparkly?















Kristin Bell - The always adorable Kristin Bell totally worked this short white dress all night long. Sometimes it seems like she can pull anything off.











Zoe Saldana - Although she took some flack for this one, I happen to love the color against her skin, and give her credit for the different style. So maybe she should have worn blue?? Eh, she's probably sick of that joke by now.













Avoid Like the Plague, AKA Worst Dressed











Cameron Diaz - It's not that I hate red, it's just that it sucks in this dress and on her. For real.












Anna Paquin - Did you notice how we had sparkly dresses above?? Did you notice how this sparkles like the friggin' sun?? Jesus! Plus, there are sleeves...what happened here??

Tina Fey - ::shakes head:: this was just weird. I don't get it.

Drew Berrymore - I'll repeat myself...sparkly chia pet on shoulder and hip? I'm afraid for her.

Julia Roberts - Talk about dressing down for the Golden Globes. I can't tell if she even went shopping for that dress, or just robbed some ancient Egyptian tomb for that pendant medallion thing.

Chole Sevigny - Ruffles. Oh god, all the ruffles, and not the good kind (the potato chips). It's like "Attack of the Ruffles: Part Two, How They Ate That Girl From 'Big Love'".

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