It's been a bit of a busy week. My sister got the Swine flu (but I'm ok, yay!) and I can't really remember everything else, but trust me, it was hectic. Thank goodness it's Friday!
In my boredom, I've produced the following.
Challenge: Everything must rhyme. Sick Days.
When one is sick
and terribly ill
other people they shouldn't lick
please just take a pill
Soon you will feel better
but before you do
read this little letter
and always eat stew
Soup is often helpful
medicine usually works
a blanket that is lovable
and TV all day are definitely perks
Reading helps you rest
unless the book is action-packed
Then put Vick's vapor upon your chest
or drink booze and get sacked
Plenty of tissues you will need
as well as hydrating liquids
you can try to drink tea
or go on eBay and make bids
Doctor appointments might save you
if the diagnoses is correct
or it could be your doom
...nobody's perfect
They say to take vitamins
and eat an apple everyday
I say kick small children in the shins
and hide to keep the cops at bay
When you're sick don't stay up late
unless its for good reason
like googling GG's Nate
or buying new shoes for the season
Into bed you must climb
with remote in hand
soon you will feel fine
and be able to stick your toes down in the sand
Or...OR just avoid getting sick
and forget about this note
then people you may lick
and for Sarah Palin never vote.
The end.
Good advice, right? Plus it all rhymes, so you know it's awesome.
Everyone have a lovely weekend!
aha!
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